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How to Paint
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Jokes

Using acrylic paints to get a bright, bold picture.



To paint with accidental brush strokes making your picture.
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It is creative and fun.  What can your picture say.  It is a picture about you and something good.  Hang it on your wall or go to a museum.  It brightens your day.

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Be happy at home or be famous.

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The children today think that everything is like Burger King, where it gets done in 5 minutes.  It takes time to get good.  Work on it.  Rock stars on the T. V. started out in a garage band and they had to work on it.  After a while you can get good at it.  Keep painting and you will get better at it.

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The story of seventeen.  The story of me.  The story of my life.  What I was thinking about when I was seventeen.  These pictures are made with accidental brushstrokes.  An accident is not on purpose.  It is not unintentional to make colors and line swipes.  If a picture is worth a 1,000 words, that is a story.  Here is a story.

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There are 1332 words in A Journey Through Painting.  There are 136 words in the big story.

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In A Journey Through Painting, hover the cursor over the picture to read the story.

Each painting tells a story.

The big story of all 24 is:

1. A rose plucked of petals, buds and grows back with reincarnation.  2. Seeing birds is like seeing a phoenix.  We may cry over the rose.  3. A phoenix will rise. 4. With praying hands 5. and time off 6. plus dog love; 7. tears will make it better 8. for me.  9. Go to an outdoor concert 10. to get into nature 11. and love will happen. 12. Rain will grow the rose.  13. Like a grain of sand, it makes a pearl.  14. Nothing happened to the house.  15. Even worms will sing.  16. The yin and yang will come back and balance 17. like a balance on a carousel.  18. The rose will bud, the phoenix will put away it's plumes.  19. It will be okay to love.  20. Jesus understands.  21. A grow self-portrait.  22. Love comes through in a grassy field.  23. The rose is ready to grow.  24. And I can sit back and rest.

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What do you hope to do?  Make your brain explode.

What is the most important thing about unified field theory? Gravity.

What was your favorite job? Working at a Perdue factory.

Albert Einstein had the first punk rock hair do.

Albert Einstein let all his thoughts go and it made his hair stand on end.

What is your favorite band? Siouxsie and the Banshees.

So, you are a genius? And I can fix the toilet.

Unified field theory has completed the foundation of physics and now we can begin the new science of psychic.

I am in Generation X.

Cutting down on pollution will help tribal people's food grow.

C=1/Er^2 solved for E is E=1/Cr^2.

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I was reading The Great American Bathroom Book and I read the section an Albert Einstein.  It said something about space and time.  So, I went to the library and got Dreams of a Final Theory by Steve Weinburg.  It talked about gravity.  I said I didn't believe in gravity and gravity could exist without me.  I went to the library and looked it up.  They didn't have anything.  I went to the kid's section of the library to look it up.  They had three books.  I read all 3 of them and I left.  I took physics class.  I started my unified field theory.

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